National sports man does the ball thingy

Although many doubted him, famous national sports person Jimmy “Not Barnsey” Barnes managed to pull out a stellar win in Monday night’s sports championship with the ball and things. Putting on a show for all gathered, Barnes and rival sports-doer John “Not Farnsey” Farnham duked it out in what I’m sure will be one of the most memorable sports event things in recent history. 

The people watching next to me liked the first sports man very much, while the other sports man also had people cheering for him but not as much as the the first sports thingy person. At one point Barnes threw the ball particularly well and got more points because the judge really liked it, and that was one of my favourite parts. 

Then the other sports person also did a thing, and then when he did the same thing again everyone cheered, and also I cheered because I was caught up in the moment. At one point the first person also managed to get a triple but he didn’t even bounce the ball once. It was a spectacle to behold, and I knew it was a good one because the commentator at the end said it was the best sport game he’d ever seen.

Originally published in PROSH 2017