The Chad guide to being not-gay in a devil’s threeway
Maintain eye contact. The only way to be as straight as possible is to look deep into your bro’s eyes so you can tell they’re Not Gay
Hold hands, Feeling your mate’s pressure during coitus is the best way to synchronise, as well as being a good safety precaution.
At the moment of climax, you MUST both shout ‘Not Gay!’
Periodically, and depending on the position you should give your straight partner a tap on the ass. This friendly gesture lets your bro know that you’re going alright. Tap twice if you want your bro to go faster, and tap three times if you want him to slow down.
Telepathically sync with your bro prior to commencing the festivities. If you’re properly synced, then you can mentally send them signals, such as ‘Not Gay If It’s a Threeway’.
Remember at the end to clean up and make sure your third bro is okay